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The New iPhone 3G[s]: Unveiled

After months of deliberation and speculation the new iPhone 3G is unveiled with a new name: iPhone 3Gs

In the most anti-climatic fashion, the new iPhone will not be shooting lightning from its eyes or fireballs from its arse; and no, it is not 12 feet tall. It looks identical to the iPhone 3G and it has a name, granted not as interesting as the speculative names were, but a name none the less.

The new iPhone 3G emerges like the Penguin from Batman Returns. Don’t call me iPhone 3G. I have a name, my name is Oswald Cobblepot…err…iPhone 3G[s].

When you have to explain what the letter means, then it is not as impressive as it sounds. The [s] stands for speed. Yup…speed. I’ll give you a moment to take that in…

New Features
- Up to 32 GB of Storage
- 2x the 3G Speed
- Video Recording/Editing
- 3 MP Camera
- Voice Control
- Compass
- Cut, Copy n’ Paste
- Landscape Keyboard
- MMS
- Tethering
- Voice Memo
- FindMyiPhone/Remote Wipe (MobileMe required)
- Plus Less Notable Items